I am a Cinematographer. I have spent thirty years lighting actors, athletes, musicians, and executives for commercials, television shows, films, and corporate productions.
I will create your portrait for one million dollars.
You select any date within one calendar year, and I will arrive at the location of your choosing with my equipment and crew. We will spend approximately three hours together. You will receive one exceptional portrait of yourself.
Price: $1,000,000
WHAT YOU GET
✦ A conversation
✦ One signature portrait, suitable for large-format display
✦ A very good story
FAQ
Is this real?
Yes.
Why?
Why not?
Is the price negotiable?
No.
Why wouldn’t I just hire Annie Leibovitz?
You could. She's one of my favorites. Better if you’re on a budget.
Who will know about this?
Whoever you tell.
Where?
Your home, office, or a private studio in any major city.
What does the shoot look like?
A full studio or your favorite chair by a window. Whatever we decide is right for your portrait.
Can I pay in installments?
No.
ABOUT
Scott Ippolito has been a working filmmaker and cinematographer for over thirty years. He has shot commercials for brands you've heard of, promos for shows you may have watched, documentaries about places he's grateful he got to visit, and portraits of people far more famous than he'll ever be.
His work has taken him from soundstages in Los Angeles to remote villages in Nepal. He's lit actors, athletes, musicians, CEOs, and one lion in Tanzania who had no interest in being properly photographed.
He has created portraits of Grammy, Oscar, Emmy, and NBA All-Star recipients.
He's based in Atlanta and shoots globally, lions optional.
BOOKING
A $10,000 deposit reserves your date. Pick any date within one calendar year. The remaining balance is due by wire thirty days before your session. We come to you at your preferred location or a private studio in any major city. One reschedule is permitted with thirty days’ notice.
Everything else, we handle.
